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Ildfuglen Postet - 28/01/2006 : 19:55:13
*In New York City, it is illegal to open or close an umbrella in the presence of a horse.

*In Kansas City, Kansas, an ordinance prohibits driving a horse without holding the reins.

*Donkeys are not allowed to sleep in bathtubs in Brooklyn, New York.

*Blowing your nose around horses is a no-no in Waterville, Maine and Leahy, Washington.

*California, Prescott (Arizona), and Ellensburg (Washington) all prohibit riders from bringing horses into taverns or saloons. California law actually says you can't ride your horse into the tavern. California also bans horses from mating within 50 feet of a tavern. In Burns, Oregon you can bring your horse into the bar if you pay an admission fee for him. Lourdsburg, New Mexico prohibits mules from going into saloons, but doesn't say anything about donkeys or horses.

*Colorado bans fishing from horseback, as do Washington D.C. and Utah. Tennessee prohibits riders from lassoing fish.

*In Clarendon, Arizona it is illegal to water your horse from a bucket that has ahole in it.

*In Milwaukee, Wisconsin if you leave your car parked for over two hours, you must tie a horse to it. In Omaha, Nebraska you can tie your horse to the hitching post every house is required to have in front of it.

*Human females weighing over 200 pounds, when wearing shorts, may not legally ride a horse in Markanville, Illinois. It's women wearing kimonos who can't ride down a public street in Raton, New Mexico.

*Suffolk, Virginia bans cars driven under their own power; only those pulled by one or more horses are allowed.

*In Iowa, you can't house a horse in one room of an apartment, and in California you can't keep one in a rented apartment. In Minneapolis, Minnesota you can keep a mule in your apartment but not a goat.

*In Emporia, Kansas one of the people in a car must walk in front of it throughthe city and warn people so they can get their horses off the street. In St. Paul, Minnesota a driver meeting a horse-drawn vehicle must get out and help the driver of th ehorse to pass.

*It is illegal in Arizona to walk through hotel lobbies wearing spurs.

*It is against the law in Ohio to call a doctor a horse doctor even if he is one.

*Denver does not allow acrobats on the sidewalks as they may scare the horses. In Fairbanks, Alaska it is a misdemeanor to ride a horse or mule on the sidewalk. In Philip, South Dakota it is illegal to have a horse or mule on the sidewalk no matter what.

*Saco, Missouri prohibits scary hats so you won't frighten horses, and Steadfield, Michigan bans riders from wearing masks and being unshaven.

*In Charlotte, North Carolina you can't bathe your horse on the street and in Lexington, Missouri you can't bathe one in a watering trough.

*In Alabama and Franklin, Kentucky it is illegal to trade horses-clean or dirty-after dark.

*An ordinance (235) in Ada, Oklahoma reads: it shall be unlawful for any person or persons to leave, keep, or permit, any horse, mule or mules, vehicles, wagons, buggy, automobile, except if the same is provided with a grease pan.

*In Leahy and Wilbur, Washington it is against the law to ride an ugly horse.

*In Fountain Inn, South Carolina horses are required to wears pants at all times. In Ft. Lauderdale, Florida horses must be equipped with taillights and horns.

*In Exssex Falls, New Jersey if your horse neighs (duck quacks, dog barks) between 10pm and 6am you can be arrested.

*It is within the law to arrest and prosecute horses and other animals in Illinois.

*A Kentucky statute and its amendment: No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within the state unless she is escorted by at least two officers or unless she is armed with a club. The provisions of this statute shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds or exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to female horses.

*In Nebraska motorists must send up warning rockets and Roman candles when approaching a horse. After the rockets, a scenic tarp must be thrown over the car to conceal it from the horse and soothe him. If that doesn't work, the machine must be taken apart and the parts hidden in the grass.

*Setting fire to a mule is prohibited in Maine and in Ohio, you can't set a fire under one. You can't legally kick a mule in Taylor, Arizona although the mule can kick you. Kentucky law says that walking behind a mule without first talking to it is contributory negligence.

*In Minnesota if a horse is frightened by the noise your car makes after cranking, you are responsible for any damage it does.

*It is unlawful to allow a horse to ride in the back seat of your car in Hillsboro, Oregon.

*In Lang, Kansas in August you can not drive a mule down Main Street unless the mule is wearing a straw hat.

*If you are riding a bicycle and wish to pass a horse-drawn vehicle, you must first get permission from the driver in Osceola, Michigan.

*It is against the law to let your horse eat a fire hydrant in Marshalltown, Iowa.

*Virginia law says it is a no-no for any person to take any unhaltered horse, age one or more, into any place of public worship or permit one to accompany him there. Kentucky revised statutes say that you can only ride a female horse near a church when services are in progress.

*A New Orleans, Louisiana law from 1898 says: it shall be a misdemeanor for any person to hold, hitch, or fasten a stallion or any noisy animal within 80 feet of any public worship or during the time Sunday school is in attendance in New Orleans.

*It is against the law to use a horse, mule or cattle to take waterfowl.

*Women of "bad character" are forbidden to ride horseback in the streets in Columbia, South Carolina.

*Horses are required to wear hats in hot weather in Rasario, Argentina.

*A British law states that an Englishman must not sell a horse to a Scotsman.

*Mississippi code, chapter 28, section 1296 says: Obscenity; stallion or jack not kept in public view. Any person shall not keep a stallion or jack nearer then 100 yards to a church, or in public view in an enclosure bordering on a public highway or nearer thereto than 100 yards, nor shall any person stand such animals in open view of any public place, or negligently keep such an animal or suffer it to run at large.....


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Colorado bans fishing from horseback, as do Washington D.C. and Utah. Tennessee prohibits riders from lassoing fish.


Hvem i all verden fanger fisk med lasso??! Og hvem i all verden lager en lov som forbyr det?
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susanne Postet - 29/01/2006 : 14:06:57
det er også en lov som sier at det ikke er lov til å fiske hvaler på søndager, i Ohio..*kremt*
Isabel och Perla Postet - 29/01/2006 : 04:18:03
lol..
Leikas Postet - 29/01/2006 : 00:16:09
Alt de finner på borti USA, og resten av verden for den saks skyld.. *Oppgitt*
Mari^_^ Postet - 28/01/2006 : 20:03:41
Haha, har sett disse før...

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*In Leahy and Wilbur, Washington it is against the law to ride an ugly horse.


Og hvordan skal de finne ut om hesten er stygg..?

Huff, så mye rart..

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